1. Drink tea in a bowl, read Vogue and talk politics with yourself.
2. Display the plaster "bust cast" you made for the entire world to see.
3. Show off your sexy new lace bra from American Apparel in the classiest way possible.
4. Give off creepy vibes due to sheer excitement, while clutching your amazing new gift pack of 5 issues of Worn Fashion Journal.
5. Stop procrastinating via blog, and go write your friggin' essay.
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