A Murphy's Law Kind of Summer

If your toddler spends the entire 3 hour trip home awake, just to fall asleep 10 minutes before you arrive, you might be a Murphy's Laws of Parenting victim.

If your toddler uses your brand new white shirt as a washcloth just as you reach him with a baby wipe, you might be a Murphy's Laws of Parenting victim.

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When your toddler is dining out at a restaurant and yells out "Fahk!" and people stare at you in shock, you might be a Murphy's Laws of Parenting victim.

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You wash the couch covers and your toddler immediately pees on it, you might be a Murphy's Law of Parenting victim.

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If you tell your child to eat his vegetables and he shoves them up his nose instead, you might be a Murphy's Law of Parenting victim.

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And last but not least....

 

If you scream at your ADHD child to sit down and shut up and a CPS worker happens to be sitting at the next table, you might be a Murphy's Law of Parenting victim.

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What's Murphy done for you lately?