Tyler "Gets Buckets" Kahl and I break Mraz's leg

*special thanks to Ashton Kutcher for letting me on his set and putting up with my diva behavior*

Pics of the Week play catch up

Sorry, I've been sleepin' at the switch like Mitch. Dating back to  February:ary:

2.27 pics of the week

because Jimmy Kimmel was voted out & James Franco deleted his account 3 minutes after the Academy Awards ended, I have moved into the vaunted "Facebook's Handsomest 50". Finally.

from "Speed Bump". Most dependable place to get your giggles since Soupy Sales died.

3.6 pics of the week

W on my hoodshirt, you can tell by my footwork

Brownsville

3.13 pics of the week

Dr. Dre goes on the Christian Bale-Machinist diet, then models for Eastbay and confuses me.

*History Repeats Itself Special* - because, ahem, to quote the Wallabee Kingpin, "the kid hold white shit like blacks rock ashy legs."

Oh yeah and he's a consensus top 10 all-time author. 
(Charlie Sheen is nodding furiously)

Editor's note: It's Robert Louis Stevenson for you non-scholars. He wrote something your mom should have made you read.

3.20 pics of the week

I'm the leader of the Clan, you can tell by this "red" headband.

3.27 pics of the week

I slept with someone in Google and all I got was this stupid hat

Truth prevails

Just ask this puppy

Editor's note: he's just playing dead, don't cry. I might have to call SAG though.

4.3 Pics of the week


Just how impressed was Hugh Hefner about the doppelganger I created of him and Charlie Sheen? This impressed:

Puppies these days. Sheesh.

(from Mom)

4.10 pics of the week

because:

1. My bud got me this ultra-lush hat from Amazon through my website!!!!!!!! And I made bank. I am sponsored by Amazon so make sure that while you are looking at my look-a-likes, you buy stuff. Anything you want. Amazon got everything.

2. I am making the cool kid symbol like Drake (not Josh's goofy buddy).

3. My watch is Dirt Nasty-ill.

4. Save your judging because Elvis has got it covered (see my right, your left).

from my brother to Ali

Girl of the week 1.30, *easiest choice ever*

I was born on February 1st. Here's to the culprit:

Love you :P

And because every girl needs a theme song:




Distant (very distant) runner-up, Sarah Shahi

because the only thing uglier than DeMar DeRozan the person is DeMar DeRozan the cartoon :(

I live in LA because I'm a handsome model!

But this is what it looks like in my home town called Hagerstown, Maryland. Sometimes I wish I was an accountant or a janitor so I could be there and play in the snow.

*this shouldn't make me cry, but it fogs up my blue eyes special*

across my street

Dad's G'd out ride

Dad cleaning a spot for my mother's dog to pee
(afraid to say anything else)

pic of the week 1.23

hey baby remember me?

...the skinny white boy from M-T-V?

because "the Wiz Man" never fit me like "the Wiz Kid" did

pic of the week 1.16

*Sanchez-Tu hermano-matching beards special*

I've got pictures to prove I was there;

But you don't care

and when you cried,

I dried off your blue eyes

Christmas 10/New Years 11 without me

okokok you got Hollywood, banking and David Lee Roth, but Dickinson too?!?!?!?!

pic of the week 1.9

skinny jeans and North Face all day-everyday like Matt Barkley

VIVA LOS PANTELONES BLANCOS!!!!!!!!!

HERMANOS!

‎1.2 pic of the week

New Christ-mas Tattoo

I am made of lions

Lead-in night

..at the Laundromat

12.26 pic of the week

the Cheshire Cat look, the Return

ft. Elvis Presley

because, in the indissoluble words of Chris Jones:

'it makes me feel like writing is the most noble thing in the world... that on some days, on its best days, it can rival even music.'



but I'm the protagonist


read him for the pleasure, read him for the pain
My 2010 Midnight Writing Playlist

pic of the week 12.19

naked passport