This will make you melt faster than a peck from her

Danny McBride attempting to throw a baseball as Kenny Powers reminds me of Nell trying to talk

go to 2:24


go to 1:15


now run and tell Bill Simmons

the Men that look exactly like (no particular) Women Top 10 countdown:

*and not in a good way like me & 1984 Johnny Depp*

10. Mike Martz - Robin Williams in drag except more-so.
aka: *the Archetype*

9. Drew Pinsky - Before he got too cool.

8. Pete Carroll - Men don't stand like that.

7. Jon Voight - I was always curious as to why he wasn't the one squealing like a pig.

6. Roger Federer - Heartbreak central.

5. Davey Havok (AFI) - I mean it's intentional..... Yeah but still!

4. Matt Ryan - Why the Falcons will never win a Super Bowl.

3. Justin Bieber - He's had sex with better quality of women than I have. And he's 14. I hate him.

2. Lady Gaga - He calls himself "Lady"!!!!!!

1. Dick Vermeil - Looks even more like a crunchy groove lesbian than an actual crunchy groove lesbian. On that Subaru/Birkenstocks tip.

The only thing funnier than fat people being in a hurry is fat people being scared. Ohbytheway, Great prank :P

*special thanks to the Esquire countdown (although this should have been no. 1)

Cornell Professor Throws a Fit Over a Yawn

If my Grandpa were in this class, this guy would pull out an uzi.



*courtesy of Jordan Rubin

*from Dad (now that's redundant)

More proof that there's something about cats that isn't of this world

*from mom