*and not in a good way like me & 1984 Johnny Depp*
10. Mike Martz - Robin Williams in drag except more-so.
aka: *the Archetype*
9. Drew Pinsky - Before he got too cool.
8. Pete Carroll - Men don't stand like that.
7. Jon Voight - I was always curious as to why he wasn't the one squealing like a pig.
6. Roger Federer - Heartbreak central.
5. Davey Havok (AFI) - I mean it's intentional..... Yeah but still!
4. Matt Ryan - Why the Falcons will never win a Super Bowl.
3. Justin Bieber - He's had sex with better quality of women than I have. And he's 14. I hate him.
2. Lady Gaga - He calls himself "Lady"!!!!!!
1. Dick Vermeil - Looks even more like a crunchy groove lesbian than an actual crunchy groove lesbian. On that Subaru/Birkenstocks tip.
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