Meteorite, Devoid of the Light

Ok, so wouldn't it be great if big tv moguls came up with a show like American Idol, except called 'Internet Idol'?? Not really, and I don't even own a tv but I am decidedly obsessed with an internet-famous girl the same age as me named Molly Soda (is that even her real name?). She has the raddest vibrant blue hair with baby bangs, wears a shit-ton of make-up with bindis, goes to ART SCHOOL, really loves her pet rat and lives in NYC. Total girl crush, duh.