Love: green eyes, impossibly high cheek bones, likes doggies, strut.
Hate: rib cage, built like my friend John Salley, beloved by that monster from Vogue with the pageboy bob haircut, a visit from Rachel Maddow's barber away from becoming a tall Chad Lowe
Spider Salley
Nuclear Wintour
Chad Lowe
and finally, because every girl needs a theme song
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