Emmy Rossum

The essentials:

- Emmy is short for Emmanuelle, wow

- loves to "hang out" with Leighton Meester - who's looks reminds me of a slightly unhinged, unrefined version of Emmy & whose name is sexier than her face - not by much and I realllllllllly love the name Leighton... But I also love her sex tape...errr...love video.

- kind of resembles Leighton...but also kind of resembles Minka Kelly more... except without those big fat ankles

- she could not possibly have physically enjoyed having sex with last two men she was linked to

(Adam Duritz - terrific yet fairly inexplicable track record)

(Justin Siegel - there is no God)

oh, and she can blow...



.....in that Disney Princess kind of way

and as if you weren't already sold, my muse with the the serendipitous knockout strike:

Emmy Rossum: Funny* Joke(s) from a Beautiful Woman (link for the clicking)