PINT: A Bedtime Story

Don't worry. No weiners were harmed in the making of this Post It Note Tuesday.

Oh No He Didn't!!

Yes, I tell you he did. We had a wonderful evening out this past Saturday.

He wined me. He dined me, my choice. I chose my new favorite restaurant, Bravo! The food was delicious, the atmosphere, while loud, was cozy. Our waitress was just the right amount of attentive and did I tell you the food was fabulous? We finished off our meal with a little slice of heaven on earth. A tiramisu to make all other tiramisu seem fake, it was so rich and divine. Num.

We finished our meal in plenty of time to catch our chosen movie, Just Go With It. We took a nice chilly walk from the restaurant to the theater. We purchased our tickets to the premier seatings, and ventured up the staircase. We were greeted right away, and offered to be led to the bar or to name our pleasure at the concession stand. I opted for the concession stand while GC headed for the bar. Popcorn and beer in hand, we headed for our reclining seats and settled in for the movie.

After the movie ended, we headed over to the conjoined bowling alley. GC thought we could maybe bowl a few games, but I wasn't feeling it. We opted instead to just sit and relax, just enjoy being together without cries of "mommy!" to interrupt us, a true rarity these days.

I spied an empty pool table, and made a beeline towards it. We both love to shoot pool, so it was a win win situation.

I rack 'em, he breaks 'em. He gets his stern face on, the corners of his mouth pointing down in his "I'm concentrating frown". The same look he gets when he is concentrating on a poop...

Anyway...

Round 1 goes to me. He sinks the 8 ball early.
Round 2 goes to me again, with me winning fair and square.

Off go his glasses. Oh No He Didn't!!!

Yes. He totally did. Why does this mattter?

I learned way back in our dating days almost 7 years ago that when the man takes the glasses off, he is serious on winning.

Yes!  He acts like he doesn't know what he's doing, then he removes his glasses, and BOOM!

One shot and where did all the balls go?!?

The dirty cheater.

I totally made him put those glasses back on and continued to wipe up the table with him. Oh yes I did!!

PIN/ONHD Tuesday: You Won't Believe This

 

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Now, I want to read all about your Oh No S/He Didn't experiences and asshat* neighbors, husbands and/or bosses, so post it up, and link it up over at Live and Love...Out Loud. I can't wait!

This post is a part of the Word Up Yo! meme.

Oh No She Didn't: Lazy Momcation

 
 

So, yesterday I talked about all the fun things you can do at the beach when you are cranky. Ha. Today, we are back home in the safety of our little home. Now, I must make a confession.

I didn't lie. I totally did leave GC with the kids in the ocean and pool all vacation and barely got myself wet.

Oh no you didn't!! Yes, yes I did. And I'm so relaxed...well, I was until we got home again and life starts back up. Haha.

I even have proof...

I also mentioned something about seeing fins in the water and hoping we were not about to witness a shark feast a la surfer...

And, I totally told Jellybean, who refused to stop talking about sharks and getting freaked out, that she would hear the music before she sees the shark.

Oh no you didn't!! Oh yes, I did.

I assure you, we heard no music before we saw this fin...

Oh yes. We got delighted by viewing a small school of dolphins swimming off shore from our hotel room balcony. The surfer in question was watching them play.

So, all in all, we had a great vacation. We laughed, we swam, we had a blast.

Good night.

Don't forget to stop by Kristi's for more Oh No S/He Didn't adventures.

Oh No He Didn't Tuesdays: No Fiber Necessary

 


GC is at it again. You've read how he left me stranded in a vehicle on Mother's Day with both kids and no refreshments, no bathroom, and no toys for 2 hours. You've read how he did it to me AGAIN the following weekend for another hour. But this week? This week tops them all....

GC has this regular thing that you can set your watch by. I mean, really, it's ridiculous. You can guarantee that the first thing he will do when he walks in the door is head straight for the bathroom. It doesn't matter if he just made a quick run to the store and went before he left. He will still head straight for the bathroom when he comes in. The smells that emunate from the bathroom confirm that he is indeed, full of poop.

This particular morning, he comes in and heads straight for the bathroom. I am in the middle of eating breakfast. He starts texting me:

GC: Please come here.
Me: I'm eating.
GC: Well I need T.P.
Me: In the bathroom closet
GC: Well, it's not like I can get up and get it.
Me: Why not? I do it all the time.
GC: Real funny.
Me:  What?! I'm serious.
GC: No, there is no tp in the closet.
Me: Yes there is. A whole bunch. Look for it.
GC: No, it is not
Me: Look. I'm eating. You don't want to inhale the smell of my poop when you are eating. AND if I have to come in there to give you TP thats RIGHT THERE in the closet, I'm gonna smack you.

My phone is quiet for a few minutes, then I receive this text:
"I flushed already."

Oh no, he didn't!!
Oh yes, my friends, he did.

As if flushing at that point is going to solve anything.

I am 100% convinced that the man is full of shit. Pun intended.

Now, I know you've got some good stories to tell about people who do crazy things. Why don't you post it and run over to Kristi's and link up there and here? You know you want to.

PIN/ONHD Tuesday: Give a Little Love

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