because Africans chant me on like Coachella
pic of the week (not me, courtesy of Deadspin), too-fat-for-the beach special
because a wet-suit is the adult version of the chubby kid wearing a t shirt into the swimming pool.
Mandatory Reading:
From my own Blog, your One-Stop-Dop-Spot, another CSN Store Giveaway with some boxing flavor
http://celebritytwinsarchive.blogspot.com/2011/03/csn-stores-15-giveaway-plus.html
Bill Simmons earning his keep 7000 words at a time:
"Carmelo and other NBA trades"
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/110225/part1%26sportCat%3Dnba
Hench is back in the Trench:
"Cam Newton already a legend in his own mind"
http://msn.foxsports.com/collegefootball/story/cam-newton-already-a-legend-in-his-own-mind-022511
Quite possibly Chris Jones' finest work:
"TV's Crowning Moment of Awesome"
http://www.esquire.com/features/impossible/price-is-right-perfect-bid-0810
Buzz Bissinger (I went to school with his son) and Mark Cuban want to kill each other because of this:
"White Men Can't Root"
http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2011-02-17/nba-all-star-game-white-men-cant-root/
Sarah Shahi is pretty and....
well, apparently that's it
Twitter feed of the week, Chris Jones.
(he hits me back so I give him double the dap)
http://twitter.com/#!/MySecondEmpire
I watched this movie:
To call it the Australian version of the Godfather is to call Ricky Ponting the Australian version of LeBron James...which, now that I think about it, is totally apt.
....just not exactly complimentary.
Jacki Weaver, however precipitous a drop from Vito Corleone, was quite magnificent. And recognized for it by the Academy.
...which leads me to this:
quite easily the most memorable thing about this year's Oscars (from Dad):
"Oscar's best picture in legos"
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/showbiz/2011/02/23/natpkg.lego.oscars.cnn?hpt=C2
not that he had a lot of competition from this guy:
it's easy to forget how great he is in the right situation?
(thanks to Alan Sepinwall for the reminder)
Natalie Portman deserved an Oscar, but not for Black Swan. Maybe for the Professional....maybeeeeee for Beautiful Girls...but most of all for this:
I thought it should have gone to Michelle Williams but what do I know? I'm unemployable.
And finally,
the video (s) of the week (tie)
because cute animals melt even the most frigid of hearts like an ice cube dropped into a bowl of pea soup
from Mom:
from Girl:
Orangutan and the Hound
And remember, screaming is bad for the voice, but it's good for the heart.
Thanks guys, have a safe trip home.
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