Girl of the week 5.8: Jarah Mariano

"Tyler, your racial bracket won't work because you'll never find another Asian as hot as Jamie Chung."

discrediting the Maxim top 100, one entry at a time.

because every girl needs a theme song:




*Tournament of the Races Update*

Your Asian Bracket contestant recap in no particular order - all former girl of the week winners (with the exception of Scherzinger):

1. Jessica Gomes

2. Olivia Munn

3. Jamie Chung

4. Kristin Kreuk

5. Arianny Celeste

6. Nicole Scherzinger

7. Shay Mitchell (the evolutionary Scherzinger)

8. Jarah Mariano (current)

...that leaves 8 to go

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