Entrant No. 2 into the *Tournament of the Races* Whitey Bracket: Julianne Hough

She's the least sexy beautiful women I've ever seen. It's almost as if she's in a fake relationship with a closeted gay man.

(waiting)

(still waiting)

And we're good.

Anyway, you know her from Dancing with the Estrellas where she was matched up with what looked - from this picture at least - to be a mildly retarded Pete Sampras.

She's truly stunning. And wonderfully talented.

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