Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Kim Kardashian, entrant no. 13 in the *Tournament of the Races* Asian Bracket

Unfortunately, due to the dirty pool move of using multiple takes and precision editing in an effort to keep her hubcap sized nipples covered in her sex tape love video, she is ineligible for Girl of the Week honors.

However, her face is far too pretty:





















....and her ass is far too fat:


























...to be left out of this tournament.

Her entrance music:

:24


obvious runner up:



Editor's note:
Don't believe me about the nipples?

Refer to W magazine -the photos and her response. And keep in mind the fact that she's a slightly more assimilated to society version of Ashley Dupre.

Anyway...

....Your Asian Bracket contestant recap in no particular order - all former girl of the week winners (with the exception of Scherzinger & Kardashian):

1. Jessica Gomes
2. Olivia Munn
3. Jamie Chung
4. Kristin Kreuk
5. Arianny Celeste
6. Nicole Scherzinger
7. Shay Mitchell (the evolutionary Scherzinger)
8. Jarah Mariano
9. Olivia Lufkin
10. Freida Pinto
11. Shermine Shahrivar
12. Vanessa Hudgens
13. Kim Kardashian (current)

3 spots left bro

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