It says here on my cheat sheet that she's from Israel. So does this mean that picture of Jesus Christ painted on the window of my church with blue eyes and a strawberry blonde beard is indeed historically accurate? How can an Armenian be in the Asian bracket but an Israeli be in the white bracket? Why's the sky blue? Why is water wet? These are all questions that need to be answered.
Anyway, she's like an ultra-sleek Brooklyn Decker-Abbie Cornish hybrid that makes Hebrew sound more romantic than French.
And her name is Esti for godsakes. I defy you to find me a girl with a name like that and a face like Maggie Gyllenhaal's.
Finally, if prior to reading your post, you were unsure as to why all women hate each other. In the delicate words of the immortal Christopher Wallace, "now you know (n-word)!"
Her theme song:
Whitey Bracket Recap:
1. Kate Upton
2. Julianne Hough
3. Esti Ginzburg (current)
13 to go son. This Tournament will continue exclusively on my tumblr. @ Tyler Kahl Nude. Thanks for coming out and have a safe trip home.
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